Sexy Word for the Week: Pansexual

Pansexuality, or omnisexuality, is sexual attraction, sexual desire, romantic love, or emotional attraction toward people of all gender identities and biological sexes. Self-identified pansexuals may consider pansexuality a sexual orientation,and refer to themselves as gender-blind, asserting that gender and sex are insignificant or irrelevant in determining whether they will be sexually attracted to others.  The Oxford Dictionary of English defines pansexuality as, “not limited or inhibited in sexual choice with regard to gender or activity”.

 

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Humor is Sexy: Time for Sex

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A  Montana  cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
 
The woman notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late?’
 
No’, he replies, ‘I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just Testing it.’
 
The intrigued woman says, ‘A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?’
 
The cowboy explains, ‘It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.’
 
The lady says, ‘What’s it telling you now?’

‘Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.’

The woman giggles and replies, ‘Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!’
 
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says,’Damn thing’s an hour fast!’

Remember:  Live, Laugh, Love…and share it with someone else! ~~Dee

Humor is Sexy: WOMEN AND ASS SIZE STUDY

sexuality, sex blogs, sex , erotica female, eroticaThere is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses.  

The results were pretty interesting:

  • 30% of women think their ass is too fat…
  • 10% of women think their ass is too skinny……
     
  • The remaining 60% say they don’t care, they love him, he’s a good man, and they wouldn’t trade him for the world!

Live, Love, Laugh…and share it with someone else!  ~~Dee

Love and Sex for Years

sexuality, sex blogs, sex , erotica female, eroticaThat’s us in 20 years,” he says as he squeezes my hand with a quick glance across the parking lot.

I smile at the elderly couple walking toward us.  Her leaning heavily on his arm.  Him supporting her every step with the comfort of having her there.  It is sweet and warm. 

More than, as I look back to The Marine, I realize a deep comfort and security in knowing that he sees us that far down the road.  Hand and hand.  Arm in arm together. 

I mean, these days, people say forever.  They promise until “death do us part,” but I wonder if there is such a thing.

I recently commented via Facebook to the daughter of the preacher who married The Marine and I, “tell your father we prayed for him this week as we celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary.  He said he tied good knots.  I guess he was right!”

“I dont think so,” she replied.  “My brothers and I have all been divorced.” 

Never liked her much.  She was the average preachers kid (you know what that means!), but I was saddened to hear that three more marriages had been left to the death toll.

But, then…I received this picture in my email from a friend with a simple message that stated:  The Marine and You in a few years! 

I smiled.  I giggled.  I hoped.

For The Marine…”look baby, there we are in a few years!”  ~~Dee

Thankful!

Humor is Sexy: Pants and Panties

sexuality, sex blogs, sex , erotica female, eroticaMike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, “Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite. I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, “Here, try these on.”

She did and said, “These are too big. I can’t wear  them.”

I replied, “Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.”  “Ever since that night, we have never had any  problems.”

“Hmmm,” said Mike.

He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, “Here, try these on…”

She tried them on and said, “These are too large.  They don’t fit me.” 

Mike said, “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that.”

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to  Mike.

She said, “Here, you try on mine.”

Mike did and said, “I can’t get into your panties.”

Karen said, “Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.”

Sexy Dessert Personality Test

sexuality, sex blogs, sex , erotica female, eroticaIf all of the eight desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one)! Trust me…this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you.
 
REMEMBER – No Cheating. Make your choice before you check the meaning.
 
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Here are your choices:

  • Angel Food Cake
  • Brownies
  • Lemon Meringue Pie
  • Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing
  • Strawberry Short Cake
  • Chocolate Cake With Chocolate Icing
  • Ice Cream
  • Carrot Cake

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No, you can’t change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully about what your choice will be.
 
OK – Now that you’ve made your choice, this is what the researchers say about you… SCROLL DOWN—No Cheating! 

  • ANGEL FOOD CAKE — Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzyitems A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times. 
  • BROWNIES — You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal. 
  • LEMON MERINGUE — Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent caregiver and a good teacher. but don’t try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, you set your own style because you do your own thing. You shine when it comes to helping others and have many friends.
  • VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING — Fun-loving, sassy, humorous, not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lacking motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life. 
  • STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE — Romantic, warm, loving You care about other people, can be counted on in a pinch and expect the same in return. Intuitively keen. You can be very emotional at times but a true person in every way You like to do things for yourself and help others learn about themselves. 
  • CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING — Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life Love to laugh. 
  • ICE CREAM — You like sports, whether it be baseball, football,basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don’t like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance. 
  • CARROT CAKE — You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends. You were meant to lead and teach others. A wonderful role model.

Now take the Dessert Personality Quiz and let us know where you fall!  ~~Dee

PS….I am all about the Chocolate Cake With Chocolate Icing!  No big surprises there.

Sexy Question: Truth or Dare

sexuality, sex blogs, sex , erotica female, erotica“If you and I woke up nakkid together this morning, what three words would you say to me?  Send this to both men and women… the responses are funny,” the pretty chime from my Blackberry notified me of a new text. 

From MissM, I knew two things:  it would be sexy and it would make me smile.  As with everything she does, it was so much more than I expected.  It actually made me think!

“Good morning Sunshine,” I texted back the first three words that came to mind to say if in the described situation.  After all, I assume that “ready for breakfast” would soon follow.   As instructed, I forwarded the text to a few people, but I read it aloud to The Marine.  His reply was without thinking:  “I love you.”  That made me smile. 

I wondered if the responses were so different considering who you asked or if the responses were pre-conditioned by gender.  So, here is it!

The question:  “If you and I woke up nakkid together this morning, what three words would you say to me?”  Anyone care to take up the challenge and share your three words of wisdom with us?  ~~Dee