One from The Marine:
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!”
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
“What the heck is this?” he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
“April,” he hollered into the bathroom. “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”
She replied with a snicker. “It’s not talcum powder; it’s “Miracle Grow!”
Men just never learn…do not piss off the woman.
Remember: Live, Love, andd Laugh….and share it with someone else! ~~Dee