Humor is Sexy: Underwear Dust!

sexuality, sex blogs, sex , erotica female, eroticaOne from The Marine:
 
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!”

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.  The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

“What the heck is this?” he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.

“April,” he hollered into the bathroom. “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”

She replied with a snicker. “It’s not talcum powder; it’s “Miracle Grow!”

Men just never learn…do not piss off the woman.

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Remember: Live,  Love, andd Laugh….and share it with someone else!  ~~Dee 

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5 thoughts on “Humor is Sexy: Underwear Dust!

  1. Ni–Hummm….interesting. Works for my flowers! The thing I love are the commericals for “male enhancement” where the man says, “and she bought it for me!” Like he is really happy about it. Instead of so pissed he never wants to look at her again! ~~Dee

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