Yes…I did it. I admit. A few weeks ago apparently I made some comment about answering any questions publically that were emailed to me. At some point, I had not thought that ANYONE would need confirmation that was “abby normal” just like the rest of the world. After all, I realize that I was a Librarian at a major university for eight years. Although I do admit that being surrounded by women was very inhibiting to my sexuality, I really do qualify in many ways as having eccentric behaviors. However, this email that I received requested that I share three things that are too close to the yellow line for normal.
Now, since the person did not specify if they meant sexual or non-sexual freakiness (read your email! You did not say…and there are no do-overs), then I get to answer in this way:
- I make my own toothpaste out of baking soda. Except when I travel, because it does not seem like the smartest move to travel with reserves of white powder. Then, I use the good old squiring out of a tube kind. But…alittle baking soda goes a long way toward making me smile. Ummm…and a guys with a slow easy smile, a sexy sense of humor, and a set of nice big…hands. 😉
- I can not, for the life of me, focus on cooking eggs. I have tried. If I stay in the kitchen, then I am good. But, if for one moment I wander off to watch TV, check email, go to the bathroom…it is over. I went back into the kitchen two mornings ago to find eggs super hard boiled on the stove with no water in the pot at all. They had only been cooking for 2 hours. I can’t figure out how long one should cook 3 minute eggs. I asked My Favorite Scorpio the other day. No answer there either! The puzzle continues.
- I am totally confused as to why I am surrounded by calendars, PDAs that ring, and people who are obscessed with time yet I never seem to know the day of the week. I can get lost for hours…or days… without every considering food, drink, televisions…ok…not sex. Sex stays on schedule which equates to whenever the mood to groove strikes.
Ok…that wraps it up for now. I am a freak. Anything else? Humm….I love to blog? Ha….nahhh! Anyone want to share their freakness with me? ~~Dee