Humor Is Sexy: Morning Sex

sexuality, sex blogs, sex , erotica female, eroticaSorry group….The Marine send this to me and I almost spit soda all over the monitor.  It was too much!!  Enjoy….

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast wearing only the T’ shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, ‘You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.’

My eyes lit up and I thought, ‘I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.’

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, ‘Thanks,’ and returned to the stove, her ‘T’ shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, ‘What was that all about?’

She explained, ‘The egg timer’s broken.’

Remember….Live, Laugh, Love…and share it with someone else!  ~~Dee

6 thoughts on “Humor Is Sexy: Morning Sex

  1. Kitty–Being the amazing cook that I am (NOT!), I had to inquire how long it takes to boil an egg… which made the whole thing funnier. I am afraid in our house there would be a kitchen fire we would be gone so long. When it comes to cooking, I already have a short attention span. God forgive if something REALLY distracts me! ~~Dee

  2. Nigel–From listening to the women around me, if men understand the concept of foreplay, they arent making any special efforts to use the knowledge! 8) Just rumor of course….just going by what I hear! ~~Dee

  3. Nigel,
    Understanding the concept and actually utilizing said knowledge are two WAY different things.

    I’ve known some men who do and some who don’t.
    Just as I’ve know some men who last 3 minutes and some who last longer. 🙂

    It’s all relative. hee..hee…

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