Just a few reasons why Women are Superior:
- We got off the Titanic first.
- We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
- When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it’s pathetic.
- Men’s clothes make women look sexy and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women’s clothes.
- We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
- We’ve never lusted after a porn character or the central figure in a computer game.
- Taxi’s stop for us.
- We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
- We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.
- If we’re not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling.
- It’s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
- No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival a man in a Speedo.
- We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
- We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
Remember…Live, Laugh, Love….and share it with someone else! ~~Dee