Humor is Sexy: Superior Women

sexuality, sex blogs, sex , erotica female, eroticaJust a few reasons why Women are Superior:

  • We got off the Titanic first. 
  • We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
  • When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it’s pathetic.
  • Men’s clothes make women look sexy and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women’s clothes.
  • We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
  • We’ve never lusted after a porn character or the central figure in a computer game.
  • Taxi’s stop for us.
  • We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
  • We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.
  • If we’re not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling.
  • It’s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
  • No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival a man in a Speedo.
  • We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
  • We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

Remember…Live, Laugh, Love….and share it with someone else!  ~~Dee

12 thoughts on “Humor is Sexy: Superior Women

  1. ummmm… Dee?…. I have to tell you a secret. (lean closer…closer…closer….) ummm… I *DO* look like a frog in a blender when I dance.

    Shhhh..don’t tell anyone. 🙂

  2. Kitty–I have tried to get you on the dance floor, so it is really only rumor until confirmed. I would say that a woman that can look as drop dead sexy as you do with a strong sex drive…well, the moves are there. Plus, I know you can march (being an ex-military lady), so you have rhythm.
    PERHAPS you are alittle TOO critical. I would need to see for myself to be sure!! ~~Dee

  3. Tom–Lets see…I have been married long enough to handle this (wish I had Ms. Edge’s phone number for a quick consultation before answering!!). From what I have seen, you still have the only male ass that could pull off a speedo! 😉

    BTW….like the new avatar, but loved the old one. No matter what outside Tom looks like, still love your insides!! ~~Dee

  4. Mrs. Edge didn’t know me when I was 20, and she’s probably tired me parading my butt around the bedroom, asking her if it looks tighter, asking her to feel different spots, etc.

    I really need to get over this vanity phase soon, or I’m gonna be in trouble.

    The new avatar is supposed to be funny. The previous one is really more “me.” But what the hell – I can be goofy for a couple of months.

  5. Tom–The Marine is working out and looking INCREDIBLE! Getting it all in shape. Should he get over the vanity phase and stop parading around for my admiration? HELL NO! He works his ass off (literally!) and I want him to enjoy every single minute of his work.

    Its not easy being beautiful…so enjoy it!! ~~Dee

  6. Yes, it is true that I have been working hard to get back into shape. I’ll like to stay within my vanity phase for awhile longer please. Just a quick note though ~~~ Dee has always told me that I don’t have a butt. My butt is small but firm 🙂 But, it is still mine, so I say to all enjoy your butt it is the only thing that will allow you to sit on it for long periods of time. Semper Fi

  7. The Marine (and all)–Yes, this is my Marine. He has been reading SexyWhispers for awhile and this is his first comment. I am so proud!

    Now…he is telling the truth. His butt is not his best feature! Actually, since he has stepped out into the public arena to show his butt 😉 I will say that his shoulders, chest, and arms are a reminder of Atlas. It would be less than lady-like to comment on his “other” male features, but lets just say that the speedo is not an option for him without people stopping to stare when he walked by because it would like like he had tent on his hips.

    All that info shared…I am betting he is SO GLAD that he left me a little love note on the blog! Love you baby–Semper Fi ~~Me

  8. wowzers!!! The “Behind the scenes” men of our lives are suddenly coming out of the woodwork.

    Okay..okay.. so I’ve actually TALKED to The Marine so I know his voice could melt butter off an ice cube! (ummm.. I know nothing about his butt/arms/shoulders/chest though… I have faith in Dee’s description, however)

    Hi The Marine.. *waves*. 🙂

  9. Kitty–Yeah…I think they could start a support blog of men who support women bloggers! Sounds like a 60 minutes expose’. I expect Ed Bradley at my door any minute!! 8)

    Actually, I am very proud of him for speaking up. He is an incredibly intelligent, sensitive person (dont tell him I said so!) that I love to talk to. ~~Dee

  10. so i guess i shouldn’t be reading this at work on a friday … i might need to go home … or escape to the little girls room with that book i found …. oh … sshhh … don’t tell kitty!!! lol!!!

    HOWEVER …. “We’ve never lusted after a porn character or the central figure in a computer game.”

    …. uuummm …. if they make the computer game into a movie is that the same thing???

  11. TG–not sure I am approved for work viewing… even in the little girls room! In the case of a computer game like Hitman…I make an exception. GEEEEEZ!! He is gorgeous!! ~~Dee

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