Humor is Sexy: Slippery Situations

sexuality, sex blogs, sex , erotica female, eroticaEarlier tonight, The Marine emailed me this joke.  Although we might be the only couple on the planet that communication through email, it is nice to know that he thinks of me when sexy humor is involved.  Enjoy…

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A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He says, ‘I’m doing some research for Vaseline.  Have you ever used the product?’
            

She says, ‘Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.’

‘And if you don’t mind me asking, what do you use it for?’

‘We use it for sex.’

The researcher was a little taken back.

‘Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex.  I admire you for your honesty.  Since you’ve been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?’

The woman says, ‘I don’t mind telling you at all.  My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.’

I caught you thinking….. Live, laugh, love…and share it with someone else!  ~~Dee

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