As a marketer, I get tons and tons of womens magazines as “waiting room subscriptions.” I think this is comical because I would not likely keep that type of magazine in my waiting room. Cosmo proclaiming that they have their sexiest issue ever last month. Glamour having their big diet issue. Gossip magazines dishing the latest Britney breakdown or most beautiful people lowdown.
With humor bantered between us regarding the general drivel aimed at women, The Marine sent me the following for our Humor is Sexy posting. Kisses to my man…for his humor and ability to laugh at the truly silly side of life.
Enjoy! And remember…live, laugh, love…and share it with someone else! ~~Dee
WHY MEN SHOULD NEVER BE ADVICE COLUMNIST
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help. When I got home I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34 , and we have been married for twelve years.
When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago, and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won’t go to counseling and I’m afraid I can’t get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sure I can help! A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.