Just to lighten up our discussions from the last few days…a little humor from The Marine (who returns home tonight!!) 😉
A very attractive blonde Southern woman arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.’
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, ‘Come on, baby….This Southern girl needs new clothes!’
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down….and squealed…‘YES! YES! I WON! I WON!’
She hugged each of the dealers… and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she roll?’
The other answered, ‘I don’t know… I thought you were watching.’
Not all people from the South are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men…….are still men (thank God!).