Humor is Sexy: Two Reason to be a Woman!

female erotica, literotica, sex blogs, sexWell, we should start to smile again after loosing a friend because, although the loss is always painful, we still need to celebrate the people that stick around everyday and be happy for their existence!

So, here goes…Humor is Sexy!     😉

Men Are Just Happier People— What do you expect from such simple creatures?

  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • Chocolate is just another snack.
  • You can be President.
  • You can never be pregnant.
  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a
    water park.
  • You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • The world is your urinal.
  • You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
  • You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • Same work, more pay.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
  • People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
  • New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • One mood all the time!
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • You know stuff about tanks.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You almost never have strap problems in public.
  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  • Everything on your face stays its original color.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • You only have to shave your face and neck.
  • You can play with toys all your life.
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes –one color for all seasons.
  • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
  • You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

           

But two great things come to mind about being a woman

  • Multiple speed vibrators
  • Multiple orgasms

           

Seems like a fair trade to me!  Nuf said.

I love being a woman!!   Remember…..Live, Laugh, Love….and share it with someone else!  ~~Dee

7 thoughts on “Humor is Sexy: Two Reason to be a Woman!

  1. MissM…my love. This may sound harsh, but I was over it before it was over. My friends dont leave me. I wade in for them and can trust them to wade into the water for me. So, that said…I still have The Marine, My Favorite Scorpio, and all of my ladies of the *cathouse.* 🙂 I need nothing else except great sex and outstanding orgasms. 😉 ~~Dee

  2. “The world is your urinal” ha..ha.ha..ha…

    But oh so true… curse those traffic jams on the way to New Orleans when we are stuck on a bridge for 5-6 hours and i have to pee.. oh geez do I have to pee.. and the guys are just whipping it out and peeing over the side of the bridge! Auuggghh… makes me want to pee on THEM out of spite. ha..ha.ha.. 🙂

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