From My Favorite Scorpio…Hugs for the smile:
GO GIT CHA DADDY
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The mother and daughter were strolling around while the husband shopped with the son. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The girl asked, ‘Maw, what’s at?’ The mother (never having seen an elevator) responded, ‘I dunno. I ain’t never seen anything like that in my whole life, I ain’t got no idea’r what it is.’
While the girl and her mother were watching with amazement, a fat old man in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the man rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the girl and her mother watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a ripped, tight 24 year-old Adonis stepped out.
The mother, not taking her eyes off the young man, said quietly to her daughter…..“Girl…………go git cha Daddy!………..Fast……”
Remember…..Live, Laugh, Love….and share it with someone else! ~~Dee