Humor is Sexy: Sailors and Sex

female erotica, literotica, sex blogs, sexWelcome to the New Year!  I can not think of any better way to celebrate than smiling about sex!  Well…maybe…I can think of ONE better way!

Enjoy. 

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks
once more, just for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing
some reassurance, he asks her, “How am I doing?”

The prostitute replies, “Well old sailor, you’re doing about three knots.”

“Three knots?” he asks. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

She looks into his eyes and says, “You’re knot hard, you’re knot in,
and you’re knot getting your money back!”

Remember…..Live, Laugh, Love….and share it with someone else!  ~~Dee

7 thoughts on “Humor is Sexy: Sailors and Sex

  1. Ha Ha Ha I LOVE it.

    Dahling….Cin Kitty and I have lost our brains again. We are having our second annual boobie war. Wanna come play with us? I think you should.

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