Humor Is Sexy: Big Male Members x Two

female erotica, literotica, sex blogs, sexThere is a double dose of sexy humor this week as two of my fav-o-rite people sent me jokes for SexyWhispers.  Not wanting a spanking from either (fighting the urge to visualize!), I will give you two reasons to smile this week!  Enjoy.

From the brother-in-law:

A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to 365 East West Street.

By mistake, however, he went to 365 West East Street, the office of a podiatrist. Being met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform intrigued him. She directed him to an examining room, told him to uncover, and that someone would be with him soon.

As the man loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair, he was really getting aroused because of the strange and different approach this house offered. Finally, the doctor’s assistant, a really gorgeous redhead, entered the room and found the man sitting in the chair with his generous member in his hand.

“My goodness”, she exclaimed, “I was expecting to see a foot.”

“Well,” replied the man, “if you’re going to complain about a couple of inches, then I’ll take my business elsewhere!”

From My Sister-in-Law:
An elephant was drowning in quicksand. He saw a mouse, and he asked the mouse to save him. The mouse stated that he could not pull him out due to the size ratio, but he would go get his Mercedes, and see what he could do.

So, the mouse got the Mercedes, threw a rope out to the elephant, and saved the elephant’s life.

The elephant was so grateful, he asked what he could do. The mouse said he would think of something.

Next week, the mouse was drowning in the quicksand. The mouse called out to the elephant, and reminded the elephant that he had saved his life the earlier week. The elephant lumbered up to the edge of the quicksand, extending his “male member” out as far as it would go, the mouse grabbed on, and the mouse’s life was saved.

Moral of the story….. If you have a big dick, you don’t need a Mercedes.

Remember:   I spoke at length about the first SexyWhispers sponsored phone chat sessions.  I am going to keep talking about that until I get a group of interested women for the first sexy session.   Start the New Year off right.  Join us…its free, you can use whatever name you like, and you dont have to talk until you are comfortable!

Remember…..Live, Laugh, Love….and share it with someone else!  ~~Dee

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