Humor is Sexy: Masturbation and Sexual Frustration

female erotica, literotica, sex blogs, sexYou know, when I deal with a really heavy topic, sometimes I just want to laugh!  I need to smile because humor is sexy.  It is one of my favorite things about a person.  If you have a sense of humor, then you will go far with me.  So, with that in mind, I am starting our first Friday funny in the *Cathouse* to send you into the weekend with a smile!

Please please please….feel free to contribute your own funny joke…story…whatever.  Long as it is not degrading to anyone.  If it is sexual and on the raunchy side, then get moving…we want to hear it!!  (laughing)

Here is my favorite Humor is Sexy joke of the week from My Favorite Scorpio:

SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam.

  • “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.   I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!”

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,  

  • “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.  When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says,

  • “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand!”

Remember…..Live, Laugh, Love….and share it with someone else!  ~~Dee

10 thoughts on “Humor is Sexy: Masturbation and Sexual Frustration

  1. That one’s classic, Dee. Just classic.

    Here’s one:

    A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there’s no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it’s a good thing.

    The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What’s so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?

    So he tells his clerk, “If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes.”

    Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the guy.

    About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store.
    “Did you follow him? Where did he go?” asks the pharmacist.
    The clerk replies “Your house.”

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