Posted by: sexywhispers | December 26, 2007

Humor is Sexy!–Men in Suits

female erotica, literotica, sex blogs, sexReindeer Facts :  Hope this helps to brighten your day and get you in the holiday spirit!!  Thought you might need a laugh AFTER Christmas!

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
 
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl
 
We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Smile….you have lived through another Christmas holiday season!  Remember…..Live, Laugh, Love….and share it with someone else!  ~~Dee


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  1. Sounds like the fat-ass is doing something right then. HA! *runs and ducks*

    I kid, I kid.

  2. Mars–Of course, whenever a man lets a woman guide him, he is always doing something right. Too bad…not many men realize this because their small….ego issues (yeah, that another word for it)….get in the way! I mean, not every man can handle the pink fuzzy hand cuffs!~~Dee

  3. Got me there, Dee. ;)

  4. Dee, when do they learn how to fly? I wanna know that.

    Merry Christmas Doll

  5. MissM–Kisses of Christmas Wishes to you and little Miss.!~~Dee

  6. You tell ‘em Dee. As the saying goes “Behind every great man, is a woman guiding him.” :)

  7. I don’t know how I made it, probably the coffee and a little bit of vodka.

  8. Robin–Coffee and Vodka? I can only imagine that the caffine hipes the vodka and the heat from the coffee warmed it. Sounds like a great mix…I like alittle rum in my fun!~~Dee

  9. Agreed! there has to be atleast 1 female behind the fat ass man in a suit, I think if you dig deeper a lot of the “traditions” might boil down to a selfish male dressed in red!

  10. VS–Behind every great man is a woman with a GPS! (grin)~Dee


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